Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
1.50
109 Votes

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

Main Cast & Crew
Max Schreck
Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)
Vivita
Sister Funk
Tony Watt
Father Pipecock
Tony Watt
Father Pipecock
John Migliore
Johnny Ghoulash
Kelly Mari
Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sara Dagoda
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
Tony Watt
Writing/Screenplay
Tony Watt
Directing/Director
Vivita
Directing/Director
Tony Watt
Production/Executive Producer
Tony Watt
Writing/Story
Vivita
Production/Executive Producer
Tony Watt
Writing/Screenplay
Tony Watt
Directing/Director
Tony Watt
Production/Executive Producer
Tony Watt
Writing/Story