Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Return
Kinga Forrester and her loyal henchman, Max, have revived the infamous experiment started by Kinga’s father twenty-nine years earlier: How many bad movies does it take to drive a person mad? In this latest reiteration of the show, her test subject is Jonah Heston, a space pilot for Gizmonic Institute, who gets trapped responding to a distress call from the dark side of the moon. Confined aboard the Satellite of Love, Jonah bands together with his robot friends, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot to ward off lunacy by continuously riffing on whatever movies are sent to them.
01. Reptilicus
After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.
Erin Gray
Martha Masters
Wil Wheaton
Drake
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Paul Chaplin
Writer
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Dan Harmon
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Lesley Kinzel
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Justin Roiland
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
02. Cry Wilderness
Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.
Bill Corbett
Brain Guy
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy
Bobo
Mary Jo Pehl
Pearl Forrester
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Lesley Kinzel
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Felicia Day
Writer
Eric Fell
Writer
Rebecca Hanson
Writer
Patrick Maliha
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Opus Moreschi
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Tim Ryder
Writer
Shaun Stewart
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
03. The Time Travelers
A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Elliott Kalan
Varno
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Eugene Cordero
Writer
Erik Marcisak
Writer
Russ Walko
Writer
Mario Weddell
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
04. Avalanche
While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Neil Patrick Harris
Neville LaRoy
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt Conant
Writer
Jonathan Stern
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
05. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Grant Baciocco
Writer
Kate Micucci
Writer
Joshua Pruett
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
06. Starcrash
Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Jerry Seinfeld
Freak Masterstroke
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Paul Chaplin
Writer
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Erik Marcisak
Writer
Bill Corbett
Writer
Dana Gould
Writer
Mark Levy
Writer
Mary Jo Pehl
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
07. The Land That Time Forgot
A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Matt Conant
Writer
Ivan Askwith
Writer
Larry Johnson
Writer
Adam Ray
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
08. The Loves of Hercules
The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Grant Baciocco
M. Waverly (voice)
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Paul Chaplin
Writer
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Lesley Kinzel
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Felicia Day
Writer
Rebecca Hanson
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Tim Ryder
Writer
Erik Marcisak
Writer
Ryon Day
Writer
Zach Thompson
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
09. Yongary
Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Zach Thompson
Writer
Scott Chester
Writer
John Erler
Writer
Joe Parsons
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Francisco Bulgarelli
Camera Operator
Paul Sabourin
Additional Music
Storm DiCostanzo
Additional Music
10. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Lesley Kinzel
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Matt Conant
Writer
Dana Snyder
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
Michael Nouri
Thanks
11. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Kevin Murphy
Professor Bobo
Grant Baciocco
Blue Punt Bunny (voice)
Mary Jo Pehl
Pearl Forrester
Bill Corbett
Observer
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Paul Chaplin
Writer
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Felicia Day
Writer
Matt McGinnis
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Bill Corbett
Writer
Mary Jo Pehl
Writer
Tiffany Hartsell
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
12. Carnival Magic
Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Mark Hamill
P. T. Mindslap
Matt McGinnis
Matt Claude Van Damme
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Seth Robinson
Writer
Erik Marcisak
Writer
Ashley Holtgraver
Writer
Nell Scovell
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
13. The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Elliott Kalan
Mr. Whipple
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Lesley Kinzel
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Mary Robinson
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Matt Conant
Writer
Tiffany Hartsell
Writer
Ashley Holtgraver
Writer
Joel McHale
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director
14. At the Earth's Core
While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.
Hampton Yount
Crow T. Robot
Tim Ryder
Bonehead #1
Zach Thompson
Bonehead #2
Bill Corbett
Brain Guy
Kevin Murphy
Bobo
Mary Jo Pehl
Pearl Forrester
Joel McHale
Doug McClure
Matt McGinnis
Bonehead Cameraman
Paul Chaplin
Hive Mind Manager
Patricia Adams
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Mike Aronow
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Kyle Bacon
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Jordan Brown
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Andrew R. Brunner
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Nick Carlson
Wedding Guest (Observer)
John Cookson
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Jason D'Itri
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Larry Dunn
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Zachary A. Forsyth
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Tony Goggin
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Dave Goldblatt
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Spencer Goldrich
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Jonathan Gorbach
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Laura Gorbach
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Ike Haldan
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Jason Kirk Harder
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Larry Hastings
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Jeff Hill
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Adam King
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Darcy Madi
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Guillermo Martinez
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Juan Martinez
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Colin McRavey
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Andrew M. Minoff
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Amber Oliver
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Paul Denver Reynolds IV
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Kathryn Rice
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Joe Sherman
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Ben Tobin
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Russ Walko
Wedding Guest (Observer)
Felicia Day
Kinga Forrester
Patton Oswalt
Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
Jonah Ray
Jonah Heston
Baron Vaughn
Tom Servo
Rebecca Hanson
Gypsy
Joel Hodgson
Ardy
Har Mar Superstar
Skeleton Crew Bandleader
Harold Buchholz
Writer
Storm DiCostanzo
Writer
Tammy Golden
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Writer
Elliott Kalan
Writer
Lesley Kinzel
Writer
Matt Oswalt
Writer
Jonah Ray
Writer
Paul Sabourin
Writer
Baron Vaughn
Writer
Hampton Yount
Writer
Felicia Day
Writer
Erik Marcisak
Writer
Neil Casey
Writer
Ernest Cline
Writer
Robert Lopez
Writer
Joel Hodgson
Director
Robert Cohen
Director